Laugh till u fall 😀😀😀😀😀😀

✨Mental Venkat

Venkat went  to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Venkat standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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On romantic date Venkat  gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
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Venkat found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Venkat
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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What does Venkat  do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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 Venkat& wife buy coffee in a shop.
Venkat: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Venkat: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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What happens when  Venkat  wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝

Manager asked Venkat  at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Venkat replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Venkat  asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Venkat: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
 Venkat writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Venkat: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Venkat: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Venkat: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Venkat: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Venkat : "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Venkat : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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